assfixia

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.
by Guido1 September 26, 2011
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big-bank theory

Proposals by the Obama administration to limit the size and scope of banking practices. In 1933 legislation was passed to prohibit banks from engaging in trading and hedging positions. It was thought that such, led to the Market Crash of that period. Obama would like to return to the 1930's regulations to keep banks from engaging in high-risk behaviors with lenders deposits or cheaply borrowed money from the Fed.
We all need to understand the big-bank theory.
by Guido1 January 22, 2010
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fake personality

A person who is "good" at deception. Wishes to control or manipulate others by emotional misrepresentation.
Listen to me girl, don't go out with Jake, he has a totally fake personality.
by Guido1 March 15, 2008
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compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.
by Guido1 October 18, 2009
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Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.
Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.
by Guido1 March 03, 2008
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Chimerica

The concept that China and America together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship.
As the G-20 meet, It cannot be forgotten that the Chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.
by Guido1 March 31, 2009
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ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 15, 2009
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