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digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.
I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory
Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!
by Guido1 February 28, 2011
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page freeze

When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.
I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.
by Guido1 September 14, 2009
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switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.
"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.
by Guido1 November 30, 2010
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Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.
I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.
by Guido1 February 21, 2009
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neopseudotic

A word combining: neo (new), pseudo (false), and idiotic.
Generally, an idea or thought process, that is represented as a novel, unique, or a new way of viewing some subject or person; however, that view is fundamentally wrong, flawed, or misrepresented and is usually nonsencical.
I listened to Rush Limbaugh and found that most of his remarks were neopseudotic.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
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nebulous

Foggy, cloudy, unclear, off the wall, random.
So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?
by Guido1 November 16, 2010
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