When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.
by Guido1 February 21, 2009

"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.
by Guido1 November 30, 2010

A very good smelling fart of your own creation that you share the aroma with your favorite person while lyao.
by Guido1 September 27, 2011

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!
by Guido1 January 27, 2012

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
by Guido1 May 21, 2009

A cyberworld where the ugly can be beautiful, the weak can be strong, the old can be young, the poor can be rich, boys can be girls and no one really minds at all.
by Guido1 October 27, 2009

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.
by Guido1 March 02, 2008
