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The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
Get the dexter the texter mug.A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.
First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.
Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
Get the shoefag mug.Someone who mimics the actions of another, usually verbally. Origin in child's play where one child mimics another in real time, just to annoy. Can be used as an action verb, or as a noun for denotation.
by Guido1 November 3, 2013
Get the mouthbot mug.Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.
by Guido1 November 29, 2011
Get the adult tweens mug.Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
Get the brokaholic mug.LOST is a complicated, and often confusing, television series on the ABC television network. Confusing because it takes place on an island that seems to be there, but not there. The characters appear to be in the present, but oddly associated with the past in real-time. The intrigue revolves around, where they are, when they are, and contact with the outside world. No watcher can seem to get their minds around the central theme, LOST. Only a highly educated physicist has the ability needed to grasp the show. The conception of the show is based on an incident called the Philadelphia experiment and a concept called space-time. As most people simply don't have the brain power (processing ability) to deal with quantum reality, so the show continues into infinitum.
by Guido1 March 7, 2008
Get the LOST mug.A parody on the radio personality, Rush Limbaugh. Often used in reference to a clone of the same. A very negative assault on ultra-right wing views, as represented by infantile narcissism, indulgence, self-centered shallowness, and lack of meaningful dialog.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
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