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brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
mugGet the brokaholicmug.

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.
Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
mugGet the gross shitmug.

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.
Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.
by Guido1 March 13, 2008
mugGet the emergency roommug.

quasi-avatar

Basically meaning something that resembles a virtual character such as a created character via cyberspace. Online role playing virtual environments as Second Life use avatars to portray life-like characters. Avatar has its origin in the Hindu religion as depicting role playing gods, hence a possible dualistic meaning, also.
Bobby plays so many role playing internet games, that sometimes I think he is a real life quasi-avatar.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
mugGet the quasi-avatarmug.

mouthbot

Someone who mimics the actions of another, usually verbally. Origin in child's play where one child mimics another in real time, just to annoy. Can be used as an action verb, or as a noun for denotation.
I love the Tea Party, they are always mouthbotting each other, ha ... /sarc ...
by Guido1 November 3, 2013
mugGet the mouthbotmug.

McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.
Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.
by Guido1 May 5, 2008
mugGet the McBrokemug.

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
mugGet the dingledorfmug.

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