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scootcommute

Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.
Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.
by Guido1 June 18, 2008
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skate shoes

Skate shoes represent the latest evolution in footwear for youth. The first shoes to become a fad were Converse All-Stars or Chucks. Originally boys basketball shoes, they became street wear in the 50's. They re-emerged in the 60's and in each youth generation since. They became the first skateboard shoe, then Vans (old school) emerged in the late 60's. Nike became popular youth shoes in the 80's and dominated the youth culture until the advent of serious extreme sport skateboarding (new school). As skateboarding became mainstream and see as an extreme sport skate shoes have dominated youth footwear. Such names as DC, ES, DVS, Etnies, Osiris, Adio, Ipath, have competed heavily in style, grip, color scheme, and functionality. The youth cult embraces extreme sports and their leaders, as Shaun White, Tony Hawk, Ryan Sheckler, and others.
Dude, those are the coolest skate shoes I have ever seen, can I have 'em.
by Guido1 March 4, 2008
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boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.
Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
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Chimerica

The concept that China and America together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship.
As the G-20 meet, It cannot be forgotten that the Chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.
by Guido1 March 31, 2009
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to ad

Action verb: to advertise, as to expose to view by sight or cognitively.
So, yeah, I went on ebay to ad my old computer.
by Guido1 March 26, 2010
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fake personality

A person who is "good" at deception. Wishes to control or manipulate others by emotional misrepresentation.
Listen to me girl, don't go out with Jake, he has a totally fake personality.
by Guido1 March 15, 2008
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shock factor

The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.
Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.
by Guido1 March 28, 2008
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