god's definitions

nooget

ape or baboon

look at that fat arse nooget

by god October 14, 2003

emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

by God November 19, 2003

Dursum

Adj. Of or relating to lesser qualatie
N. Someone of lesser qualitie

Dude that dursum shirt is trash
you are a dursum!

by God January 10, 2006

Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

by god May 20, 2003

Old German

A quality alcoholic beverage

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks

by God January 30, 2005