gnostic3's definitions

oscarshirt

n. Expensive item of clothing.

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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

scooties

n. Young idiotic riders of electric scooters. Often seen in noisy swarms violating both civic laws and the rules of common sense.

Heads up! Reckless scooties approaching.

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

kenney

v. To hire someone to demean or defeat a competitor or opponent in a bidding process, election etc. Initially used in western Canada but becoming more widespread.

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I have the election in the bag! I have a guy willing to kenney the incumbent for fifty bucks.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

toppler

n. Fiercely involved leader who wants to take action and remove oppressive institutions and the symbols of those ways. Sometimes statues are toppled: sometimes statutes.

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Rewrite the record! Change history! Bring on the toppler!

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

hankish

adj. Leaning toward totally excellent.Approaching being a super-celebrity in ways minor celebrities cannot even imagine. Often used sarcastically.

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You cleaned your room! Let me call the press. You are totally hankish.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

overumbraging

v. Taking offence when obviously none was intended.

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My law firm wants to fire me because I said I liked to eat brownies. There were crumbs on my lips. Delicious crumbs.

Overumbraging. It’ll be the death of conversation.

You can’t say “death”. Major trigger.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022