testiculated

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

doggequin

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

by gnostic3 August 03, 2016

senatorial impartiality

adj. A somewhat magical quality once abundant in America but which, like the buffalo and entertaining broadcast TV, is now seldom seen.

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Unicorn horns and senatorial impartiality do not exist! And I am a bit suspicious of this Tooth Fairy.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2020

papal apology

n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.

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Do you think the Ukrainian war will end with a papal apology?

I do not care. As long as it ends.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

danglage

n. Odd or extraneous bits of patient clothing, drapes or genitals that hang over the OR table and interfere with equipment function.

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I can’t slide this roller in properly. Can you check for danglage?

Check for danglage, DOCTOR.

Sorry.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2020

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2020

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021