commune

n. Rural farmstead, hamlet or bog inhabited by an anarchistic group of flower-people seeking to escape the usual confining bonds of humanity's fettered existence. Often seeking financial independence through the production of shabbily beaded assemblages and aromatic candles these clothing-optional settlements have largely disappeared since the sixties as a result of government intervention, better anti-psychotic medication, and cholera.

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Dude! We should gather a bevy of gals and totally start a commune!

Been there. Done that. Tie-dyed the T-shirt.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

doggequin

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

by gnostic3 August 03, 2016

senatorial impartiality

adj. A somewhat magical quality once abundant in America but which, like the buffalo and entertaining broadcast TV, is now seldom seen.

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Unicorn horns and senatorial impartiality do not exist! And I am a bit suspicious of this Tooth Fairy.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2020

papal apology

n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.

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Do you think the Ukrainian war will end with a papal apology?

I do not care. As long as it ends.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

danglage

n. Odd or extraneous bits of patient clothing, drapes or genitals that hang over the OR table and interfere with equipment function.

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I can’t slide this roller in properly. Can you check for danglage?

Check for danglage, DOCTOR.

Sorry.

by gnostic3 January 22, 2020

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2020

jumpbuck

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?

by gnostic3 April 27, 2019