gnostic1's definitions

canopoly

n. Taking all the fridge or cupboard space for one's own cans, or other food containers, thereby leaving one's roommate to pile her food on the veranda.

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What the heck! What sort of canopoly do you have going on here! Most of the stuff you got in this here fridge don't even need to be kept cold.

Sucks to be you. I don't like to pick up warm cans. It bothers my nerve endings. I got the sensitive nerve endings.

by gnostic1 October 2, 2012

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

fill the moat

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.

Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

lagging

v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

letting the corgis out

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012