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Bronwyn Bay 

place. Newfoundland coastal village. Extensive gravel deposits, exposed and turned into perfect spheres by the constant pounding of the Irish Sea, are the primary source of income for the local crofters who produce intricately woven expensive jewelry from the smaller stones and find industrial applications for the larger boulders.

Tourism is largely non-existent, as is the case in most of Newfoundland, but a few agate enthusiasts come annually for the Pepple Fest.

Squid jigging, dory repair, and flannel mending are the other sources of both income and entertainment, although a hockey rink is scheduled for completion in 2017.

The town was founded in 1876 by a group of Scottish curlers who saw the area's rocks as a source of curling stones but the pebbling was unfortunately dextro-rotary so the stones were only good for anti-podean usage.

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Hey. Let's take our dory over to Bronwyn Bay to get her all decked off.

Okay, but mind the rocks,eh!

That's what she said!
Bronwyn Bay by gnostic1 October 2, 2012

watering the cricketfield 

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
watering the cricketfield by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

fill the moat 

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.
Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?
fill the moat by gnostic1 September 28, 2012
v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.
lagging by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

letting the corgis out 

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.
letting the corgis out by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

draining the moat 

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.
draining the moat by gnostic1 September 24, 2012