Definitions by Gnostic1
moisturizer
n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.
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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.
Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
moisturizer by gnostic1 November 9, 2012
romney
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
toastcoital
adj. Hunger following crummy sex.
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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
toastcoital by gnostic1 October 28, 2012
Canberra
place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wally's wedding!
Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Canberra Canberra Canberra Ho! Jumbuck's spit it's time to go!
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
setting the tea things out
v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.
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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?
Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.
Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.
setting the tea things out by gnostic1 October 12, 2012
replacement ref
n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.
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replacement ref by gnostic1 October 8, 2012
Bronwyn Bay
place. Newfoundland coastal village. Extensive gravel deposits, exposed and turned into perfect spheres by the constant pounding of the Irish Sea, are the primary source of income for the local crofters who produce intricately woven expensive jewelry from the smaller stones and find industrial applications for the larger boulders.
Tourism is largely non-existent, as is the case in most of Newfoundland, but a few agate enthusiasts come annually for the Pepple Fest.
Squid jigging, dory repair, and flannel mending are the other sources of both income and entertainment, although a hockey rink is scheduled for completion in 2017.
The town was founded in 1876 by a group of Scottish curlers who saw the area's rocks as a source of curling stones but the pebbling was unfortunately dextro-rotary so the stones were only good for anti-podean usage.
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Tourism is largely non-existent, as is the case in most of Newfoundland, but a few agate enthusiasts come annually for the Pepple Fest.
Squid jigging, dory repair, and flannel mending are the other sources of both income and entertainment, although a hockey rink is scheduled for completion in 2017.
The town was founded in 1876 by a group of Scottish curlers who saw the area's rocks as a source of curling stones but the pebbling was unfortunately dextro-rotary so the stones were only good for anti-podean usage.
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Hey. Let's take our dory over to Bronwyn Bay to get her all decked off.
Okay, but mind the rocks,eh!
That's what she said!
Okay, but mind the rocks,eh!
That's what she said!
Bronwyn Bay by gnostic1 October 2, 2012