gnostic1's definitions

family pack

n. Several. More than expected. Usually used for comic effect when viewing a friend's accumulation of bongs, cigars, skateboards, nipples etc.

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Hey bro! Check out all these buds man.

Dude! Looks like you bought the family pack.

by gnostic1 September 2, 2012

wagonade

n. any low-priced alcoholic beverage such as beer that is readily available in great quantity for parties. Quality is not important.

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We is gonna party this weekend bro! The revelling shall not stop until past midnight and the floors will be awash in chundered wagonade!

by gnostic1 January 16, 2012

skatemark

n. laceration, usually deep and on the leg, caused by a skate during a game of hockey; generally considered a mark of honour and not something to whine about.

Look at that cut! I think my achilles tendon is sliced!

Suck it up princess. It's just a skatemark.

by gnostic1 July 10, 2011

sweepings

n. ice chips and snow that accumulate on an ice-curling rink and have to be shoveled off between innings. Traditionally they are removed by the team lying two.

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Hey now, eh! Hurry hard and get them sweepings off the hack ice! That tankard ain't going to draw itself to the button!

by gnostic1 March 8, 2012

dramer queen

Person who becomes histrionic after a few drams (or ounces) of alcohol.

Nathan is throwing his drums off the roof again! What a dramer queen!

by gnostic1 August 6, 2010

high hard one

phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.

by gnostic1 July 17, 2012

don the white hat

v. phrase. surrender; lower one's standards. Inspired by Queen Elizabeth's refusal to put on any cowboy hats, feathered headresses, ball caps etc. that are offered but can be used in regard to any clothing item (tuxedo, grad gown) , job, dinner with in-laws etc.
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The prom is this weekend. Are you gonna don the white hat?

I'm a gonna go alright but I ain't no white hat donner.

Then you might not get no punch.

I'll tell you who's gonna get no punch and it ain't gonna be you!

by gnostic1 July 14, 2011