178 definitions by gnostic1

Goggle

v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

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I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.

No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.

Thanks.

by gnostic1 January 30, 2012

fussbudget

n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.

I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.

Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.

by gnostic1 August 23, 2011

track meat

n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.

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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.

2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?

You the bolt.

Straight up I'm the bolt!

by gnostic1 August 6, 2012

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

weight up

v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!

Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.

by gnostic1 November 1, 2011

driftwood

n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.

Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.

by gnostic1 August 17, 2011

bottle boy

n. person who drinks too much then overreacts to everything.

Check out the bottle boy melting down about global warming.

"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.

by gnostic1 September 19, 2010