fredo's definitions

santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a

by Fredo February 22, 2018

obituary

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

by fredo October 22, 2003

models

cheekbones that sell cosmetics, hipbones that sell anorexia.

wow, she is in great shape! she's 5'9" and weighs 82lbs!!

by fredo October 22, 2003

talk show

an opportunity for people to confess to millions of viewers what they would be ashamed to admit to their next-door neighbors.

i'm soo ashamed of cheating on my husband with my brother, i have to confess on the Jerry Springer show!

by fredo October 22, 2003

ufo

elusive flying machines thought to be piloted by extraterrestrials and generally confined in their earthly encounters to areas where the National Enquirer is considered a literary magazine.

well ye haw, look at that flying thingamajig in the sky ma!

by fredo October 22, 2003

bookcase

piece of furniture used in america to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles.

by fredo October 22, 2003

down size

corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."

by fredo October 22, 2003