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Cheekbones

Cheekbones
noun-
1. A bone in one's skull, also called the malar bone. It gives depth to the face and makes you look like a HOTTIE.
Also noun-

2. A nickname for a dude with VERY good, deep, hot cheekbones. Common nicknames for hotties.
Kavi: Hey have u seen cheekbones lately?
Person: Yeh their cheekbones have seemed really good lately
Other person: Oooooooooh are you talking about Richard?
Kavi: Shut up shut up shut up he's gonna hear you!!!
Richard: Are you talaking about me?
Kavi: 😳
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Patty with the cheekbones 

used to describe someone on point, with their highlight popping, and their cheekbones so sharp it can Donald Trumps hair

Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.
'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*
Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheek Bones 

What women want, some have, and some contour to make fakes. Cheek bones are very hot and make faces look better. When men have good cheek bones, it's sexy. When women have good cheek bones, it's sexy. Get it?
I got some makeup today at Ulta that makes my cheek bones have depth idc if they're fake because they're hot
Cheek Bones by SoHot January 25, 2015

cheekholes 

The dents found in some people's cheeks when they smile.
Guy: I love your cheekholes.
Girl: My what?
Guy: I want to put a finger in there.
Girl: My what?
Guy: Cheekholes.
cheekholes by demonicbroccoli September 23, 2020

cheek bones 

Only the most sexy of gods are able to have cheek bones like hottie Benedict Cumbernatch he is the epitome of cheek bones >:D cumberbitches 4 life!!
Omg girl did you see Bennies cheek bones?!
Yes, he's supah cute!!
cheek bones by Cumber_Angel#1 June 13, 2014