bakery

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: breadbox.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a fucking bakery down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

jaj

noun: Slang term for a woman's vagina. Shortened form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."

Fucking Darla's loose-ass jaj was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

feeuq

Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").

verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.

noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.

Etymology: "queef" in reverse.

The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.

Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajuice

(noun): Vaginal secretions or moisture.

see also: vajuicy, adj.

Carly was so horny you could see her vajuice soaking through her panties.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quofe

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajealousy

(noun): the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.

See also: vajealous, adj.

When Frank heard that Brenda had been sleeping around behind his back, he felt an intense pang of vajealousy.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005