verb. To expel air from the vagina; to queef. ("Queeve" is the verb form of the noun "queef," cf. "believe"/"belief", "grieve"/"grief", etc.)
past tense: "queeved"
past participle: "quiven"
past tense: "queeved"
past participle: "quiven"
Lenore spread her legs, braced herself, and queeved heartily. Clearly, she had quiven many times before.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.
etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
noun: urine emitted from a woman's urethra, which rather than successfully reaching the toilet, instead trickles downward and enters that woman's own vagina (usually by accident).
verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".
verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".
Connie tried to piss lying down, but the last few drops didn't go far enough and vackwashed into her pussy.
Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.
Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
(adj.): experiencing the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.
See also: vajealousy, n.
See also: vajealousy, n.
by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005
A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)
Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.
Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005