fauxbourdon's definitions
(noun): Semen (cum/jizz/splooge/etc.).
Origin: hybrid of "ambrosia" (the mythical food of the Greek gods) and "blow" (to perform oral sex; to ejaculate).
Origin: hybrid of "ambrosia" (the mythical food of the Greek gods) and "blow" (to perform oral sex; to ejaculate).
Odysseus thrust his phallus into Penelope's mouth up to the hilt and filled her with his sweet Ithacan amblowsia.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the amblowsiamug. Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the quoffingmug. by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the vajuicymug. After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the cockqueefmug. noun. An emission of air or gas from a woman's vagina occuring while the woman has a yeast infection, so that the smell is more rank than usual.
verb. To emit air or gas from the vagina during a yeast infection.
Etymology: contraction of "yeast queef."
verb. To emit air or gas from the vagina during a yeast infection.
Etymology: contraction of "yeast queef."
Bertha went to the bathroom to reapply her Monistat 7, but when she spread her legs, she let a nasty, thunderous yeef.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the yeefmug. by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the vajuicemug. Alternate spelling of quofe.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss, he would quoaf and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the quoafmug.