fidouchiary duty

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".

Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."

by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005

heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

cockqueef

A quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

jaj

noun: Slang term for a woman's vagina. Shortened form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."

Fucking Darla's loose-ass jaj was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005

vajealous

(adj.): experiencing the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.

See also: vajealousy, n.

When Frank heard Brenda had been sleeping around on him, he felt mad vajealous.

by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005

breadbox

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.

by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005