squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

squarp

Accidental release of liquid feces in an attempt to fart on your partner's chest.

Ashley and I wanted to try a new kinky farting game the other night, so we decided to fart around a little bit. I was so excited I squarped. I take full blame for staining her chest authentic poop brown. She got squarped.

by BilalCool87 March 15, 2019