(noun): the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.
See also: vajealous, adj.
See also: vajealous, adj.
When Frank heard that Brenda had been sleeping around behind his back, he felt an intense pang of vajealousy.
by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005
noun. Yoga-like exercises meant to tighten, tone, or condition the vagina.
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal yoga."
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal yoga."
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).
synonym: queefshit.
synonym: queefshit.
With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.
verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart redirected to the vagina.
verb: to produce or emit a quart.
NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
verb: to produce or emit a quart.
NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
Helen held her asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
(noun): The act or phenomenon of female ejaculation, i.e., the forceful expulsion of liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)
See also: vajaculate, v.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
See also: vajaculate, v.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
I never used to believe in vajaculation, but next time I go down on Amy, I'll be sure to wear goggles.
by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005