Definitions by fauxbourdon

breadbox 

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.

breadbox by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vackwash

noun: urine emitted from a woman's urethra, which rather than successfully reaching the toilet, instead trickles downward and enters that woman's own vagina (usually by accident).

verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).

Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".

Connie tried to piss lying down, but the last few drops didn't go far enough and vackwashed into her pussy.

Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.

vackwash by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

feeuq 

Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").

verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.

noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.

Etymology: "queef" in reverse.

The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.

Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.

feeuq by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

b-dussy 

noun: the smell that lingers in a room, or on one's body, after sexual intercourse. Contraction of "butt/booty, dick, and pussy."

Pronounced "bee-dussy" ("-dussy" rhymes with "pussy").

Also spelled bedussy.

If your mom's coming over to visit, you better wash the sheets to make sure she doesn't smell b-dussy.

Man, I need to take a shower... I reek of b-dussy!

b-dussy by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

evaculate 

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.

After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.

evaculate by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

rejaculate

(verb): to ejaculate (cum/come/jizz/nut/etc.) a second (or third, or fourth...) time in one sexual encounter.

I hooked up with a multi-orgasmic guy last night: he came in my vadge, then rejaculated on my tits!

rejaculate by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajuicy 

(adj.): Having an exceedingly wet vagina.

see also: vajuice, n.

Carly was so vajuicy that I almost drowned going down on her.

vajuicy by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005