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dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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vajealous

(adj.): experiencing the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.

See also: vajealousy, n.
When Frank heard Brenda had been sleeping around on him, he felt mad vajealous.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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quoaf

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss, he would quoaf and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the quoafmug.

jadge

noun. A slang term for a woman's vagina; alternate spelling of jaj. Abbreviated form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."
Fucking Darla's loose-ass jadge was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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yeef

noun. An emission of air or gas from a woman's vagina occuring while the woman has a yeast infection, so that the smell is more rank than usual.

verb. To emit air or gas from the vagina during a yeast infection.

Etymology: contraction of "yeast queef."
Bertha went to the bathroom to reapply her Monistat 7, but when she spread her legs, she let a nasty, thunderous yeef.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the yeefmug.

vajealousy

(noun): the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.

See also: vajealous, adj.
When Frank heard that Brenda had been sleeping around behind his back, he felt an intense pang of vajealousy.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the vajealousymug.

quofe

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the quofemug.

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