Definitions by fauxbourdon

vajuice 

(noun): Vaginal secretions or moisture.

see also: vajuicy, adj.

Carly was so horny you could see her vajuice soaking through her panties.

vajuice by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajaculate 

(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculation, n.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.

Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.

vajaculate by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajaculation

(noun): The act or phenomenon of female ejaculation, i.e., the forceful expulsion of liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculate, v.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.

I never used to believe in vajaculation, but next time I go down on Amy, I'll be sure to wear goggles.

vajaculation by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

amblowsia 

(noun): Semen (cum/jizz/splooge/etc.).

Origin: hybrid of "ambrosia" (the mythical food of the Greek gods) and "blow" (to perform oral sex; to ejaculate).

Odysseus thrust his phallus into Penelope's mouth up to the hilt and filled her with his sweet Ithacan amblowsia.

amblowsia by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

fidouchiary duty 

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".

Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."

fidouchiary duty by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajealousy

(noun): the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.

See also: vajealous, adj.

When Frank heard that Brenda had been sleeping around behind his back, he felt an intense pang of vajealousy.

vajealousy by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajealous 

(adj.): experiencing the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.

See also: vajealousy, n.

When Frank heard Brenda had been sleeping around on him, he felt mad vajealous.

vajealous by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005