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Definitions by fauxbourdon

quoafing 

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.
quoafing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

cock-queef 

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
cock-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick fart 

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
dick fart by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

penis queef 

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
penis queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dickqueef 

Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dickqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick queef 

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005