Queeve

k-weev Noun.- A type of fart..that particularly comes from a women...usually in the middle of sexual intercourse.. when pockets of air are trapped in her... (holy land)... they sometimes pop....sounding like a fart but not really a fart.

Douchebag 1: So how'd it go with that waitress last night dude?

Douchebag 2: Dude we were right in the middle of it and all of a sudden she totally let out a huge queeve !!

Douchebag 1: Dude no way !!! How many times !?!?

Douchebag 2: I don't know but she was queeving alot... score !!

by Alfie_the_asshole October 17, 2009

Queeve

Is a term for an anal retentive or otherwise uptight individual. Can also be found in the adjectival form queevish.

Man, my teacher is such a queeve.

or

That was really queevish of you, do you know that?

by Schein Glick February 10, 2005

queeve

verb. To expel air from the vagina; to queef. ("Queeve" is the verb form of the noun "queef," cf. "believe"/"belief", "grieve"/"grief", etc.)

past tense: "queeved"
past participle: "quiven"

Lenore spread her legs, braced herself, and queeved heartily. Clearly, she had quiven many times before.

by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005

queev

Not to be confused with a queef, a queev is when you fart out of your asshole, but it comes up through your vagina lips.

i didn't queef! it was a queev!

by reetha December 09, 2008

queeves

Term coined to represent the plural of the word queef. Invented by Neil Lobo, a proud initiate of the GNAA.

I stepped into the lesbian protest group and was quickly overwhelmed by the stench of hundreds of wafting queeves.

by monzacorvair66 December 06, 2004

queevs

the sexiest man alive, that seduces all of the polish woman and men.

wow is that queevs seducing everyone again

by polish people February 02, 2022