fREd's definitions

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

Barney

A kook on a mountain bike.

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.

by Fred July 24, 2003

S.O.S.D.D.

Same ole shit, Different day
See also S.S.D.D.

1 "How's it goin'?"
2 "SOSDD!"

by Fred January 19, 2003

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!

izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!

by fred March 8, 2005

Sillygaymanwhore

Alister Wilson

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!

by Fred February 14, 2004

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.

by Fred November 7, 2003