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Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.
by handgernade14 August 12, 2006
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Zombies i'd like (to) fuck

A ZILF is any zombiefied person that is sexually desirable.
My friend Aldo thinks a zombiefied Pamela Anderson would be one hot zilf.
by F3Overlord July 18, 2009
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Hey look at that zebra, its so hot, i just want to fuck it Motch style
MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH
by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005
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Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.
While in South Africa, there were no zilfs
by asscrack February 16, 2005
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The god of all MILF's. Namely, the "Pimp Milf". Bitches who serve under the Zilf are known as the "Zilflets".
"Don't mess with a Zilf."
by ZillaSkypeFace December 29, 2013
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Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
by IAmCrustyJuggler March 02, 2009
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Person 1 - Wow that Zebra is such a Z.I.L.F
Person 2 - Looks a bit like a boat to me!
Person 3 - Yeah or a dinosaur... cause its green!!! cant be easy.
Person 4 PENGUIN- Being green just makes it more rapeable!!
Everyone- Come on Eileen!!!
by thepenguinlover February 26, 2009
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