eric's definitions

crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

by Eric February 1, 2003

kniforkunulove

misspelling of knifoonorkulove

misspelling of knifoonorkulove

by Eric April 27, 2004

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 4, 2003

1336

When someone spells 1337 wrong,it comes out as 1336,which is usually left un corrected because people don't care

"Dude,that was pretty 1336" *Long,uncomfortable pause*

by Eric May 21, 2004

last month

A fad that's no longer cool or interesting.

With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last as long as pre-internet times. Fad seasons are trending closer to one month.

Trucker hats are so last month.

by Eric November 19, 2003

LGFF

looks good from far(away). one of the most decietful qualities known to mankind. its when a chick looks really hot from far away, but then when she gets up close, you realize she isnt.

At first I thought that chick was hot, but when she came closer I realized she was an LGFF

by Eric February 4, 2004

Trogdor

An Uber dragon of total chaos and destruction. He has been known to burninate peasants and all the people in their thatched-roofed cottages. Trogdor (Trog-dhor) was created by Stongbad at homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
He created Trogdor as a response to an e-mail asking him if he could draw a dragon, this e-mail was sent to Strong Bad from Kaiser from California. He drew a dragon out of an "s" a more different "s" and closeing it up real nice up at the top. Giving him some legs and using consumate "v's" giving him teeth and scales. Give him some wings so he can be a wingaling dragon. And putting one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. Oh thats nice look at him in all of his magesty.

by Eric October 21, 2003