dookeyboy's definitions

confirmulate

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.

Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."

by dookeyboy November 22, 2011

tractor trailer

to dirty up the floor of a lady's mobile home

My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

Governor Bambi

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Palinese

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palintology

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.

A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Gorilla from Wasilla

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.

I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

facebookistan

1. Headquarters of facebook, the Pseudo-Socialist Networking terrorists who are rumored to be plotting the takeover of the world. Currently located in Palo Alto but rumored to be moving to Menlo Park, CA in June 2011.

facebookistan is full of shady characters who are spying on and plotting against us with our own personal information.

by dookeyboy May 14, 2011