dookeyboy's definitions

should of

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.

I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

YAFD

Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook:

Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"

Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

cholera

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs

She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

correspondezvous

A portmanteau of the words "correspond" and "rendezvous," which is essentially just the planning in advance of a sexting or mushy facebooking session by two lovers.

Kara: Oh applecake, you are my world! Hopefully we'll meet in our dreams tonight!

Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!

by dookeyboy October 8, 2011

museum

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

crimeshoppers

a group of shoplifters who hold regular meetings to discuss and plan their next series of heists

This holiday season, retail outlets are hiring extra security to combat the expected increase in crimeshoppers.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010