Definitions by dookeyboy

predictive texting 

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

predictive texting by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Palineptitude 

A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.

Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."

Palineptitude by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Wasillabeast 

In the book of Tea Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.

Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.

See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Yup... earthquakes, famine, floods, implant chips... all the signs point to the revelation of Wasillabeast any time now.

Wasillabeast by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

should of 

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.

I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.

should of by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

gynosaur 

a gynecologist dinosaur

Dr. Lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the Jurassic period?

gynosaur by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Palinoscopy 

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism

Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.

Palinoscopy by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

telethon 

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question

Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.

telethon by dookeyboy November 24, 2010