dookeyboy's definitions

paranormal

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

lame stream media

Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.

Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.

Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."

Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

telethon

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question

Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

86 this bitch

1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.

2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.

1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!

2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!

Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"

by dookeyboy November 26, 2010

particularly troubled personality

A whack job nutcase who goes on a murderous rampage for any number of reasons, including but not limited to mental instability, political/ideological disputes, delusional government conspiracy theories, or personal socio-economic woes.

As defined by Pima County, AZ Sheriff Clarence Dupnik on msnbc.

That fuckin' whack-job Jared Loughner who shot AZ Congresswoman Gabby Giffords and 18 others is a prime example of a particularly troubled personality.

by dookeyboy January 12, 2011

crimeshoppers

a group of shoplifters who hold regular meetings to discuss and plan their next series of heists

This holiday season, retail outlets are hiring extra security to combat the expected increase in crimeshoppers.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

Palineptitude

A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.

Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010