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A typically delusional state of mind of wannabe politicians who wish to test the waters and gauge a run for President of the United States.
While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.
While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.
Most of Sarah Palin's supporters rode in a crusty old yellow cheese bus to her last political rally in WannaBePresidentVille.
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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Get the museum mug.The false notion by imbecile politicians of restoration of civility in these politically turbulent times.
As defined on msnbc on "The Ed Show" by comedienne Lizz Winstead.
As defined on msnbc on "The Ed Show" by comedienne Lizz Winstead.
Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachman was on Faux News last night discussing the imbecivility the Republicans will bring to the U.S. House now that they control it.
by dookeyboy January 22, 2011
Get the imbecivility mug.Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
Get the Palintology mug.1. A philandering herbivorous dinosaur species (full name: Dumpalotopus maximus rex) of the Jurassic era that died out prior to the cataclysmic asteroid event due to its aversion to commitment with the opposite sex.
2. In modern times, used to describe a gigolo type who gets laid often and is rarely with the same babe twice.
See also hit it and quit it
2. In modern times, used to describe a gigolo type who gets laid often and is rarely with the same babe twice.
See also hit it and quit it
1. At the archaeological dig site we found a complete Dumpalotopus skeleton minus the spine.
2. Dude, Sean gets laid so much from week-to-week with so many different chicks we've resorted to calling him "Captain Dumpalotopus!"
2. Dude, Sean gets laid so much from week-to-week with so many different chicks we've resorted to calling him "Captain Dumpalotopus!"
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
Get the Dumpalotopus mug.Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."
Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."
Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."
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