dookeyboy's definitions

Hugh Jidette

The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.

As seen on TV commercials and facebook.

Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"

by dookeyboy December 7, 2010

should of

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.

I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

cholera

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs

She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

YAFD

Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook:

Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"

Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

Palineptitude

A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.

Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

gynosaur

a gynecologist dinosaur

Dr. Lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the Jurassic period?

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010