facebookistan

1. Headquarters of facebook, the Pseudo-Socialist Networking terrorists who are rumored to be plotting the takeover of the world. Currently located in Palo Alto but rumored to be moving to Menlo Park, CA in June 2011.
facebookistan is full of shady characters who are spying on and plotting against us with our own personal information.
by dookeyboy May 14, 2011
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Gorilla from Wasilla

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Palinoscopy

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism
Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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Palintology

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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Dumpalotopus

1. A philandering herbivorous dinosaur species (full name: Dumpalotopus maximus rex) of the Jurassic era that died out prior to the cataclysmic asteroid event due to its aversion to commitment with the opposite sex.

2. In modern times, used to describe a gigolo type who gets laid often and is rarely with the same babe twice.

See also hit it and quit it
1. At the archaeological dig site we found a complete Dumpalotopus skeleton minus the spine.

2. Dude, Sean gets laid so much from week-to-week with so many different chicks we've resorted to calling him "Captain Dumpalotopus!"
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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put some rims on this bitch

To hook your ride up with some tight-ass wheels.
Matt: "Yo, that new Caddy you got is a phat-ass ride, yo!"

Tony: "Thanks, man... all I gotta do now is put some rims on this bitch and it'll be completely off da chizain!"
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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applology

1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.

2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!

2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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