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My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
Get the porn machine mug.A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
Get the scampede mug.Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Although not common, the phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.
Although not common, the phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.
The Weather Channel reporter almost shit himself when he was reporting in Chicago during a super thundersnow storm!
by dookeyboy February 22, 2011
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by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
Get the food stamps mug.Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!
by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
Get the freeze tag mug.A question asked with attitude and a squinty-eyed look to someone who has just offended you even though you understood perfectly well what was said. The threat of an ass-whoopin' against the offender usually follows.
Dude: "Dude, rap music sux!"
Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"
Dude: "You heard me."
Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"
Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"
Dude: "You heard me."
Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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