dookeyboy's definitions

Sankyville

A very large village whose occupants are all six feet under.

Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.

Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.

The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.

by dookeyboy December 6, 2010

Political Frankenstein

A politician who becomes monstrously notorious or infamous, usually for their outrageously controversial behavior or ridiculously bombastic statements. Once the resulting monster is unleashed, the media usually has a field day with it and even the powers-that-be seemingly cannot regain control of it and make it go away.

Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich are probably the two biggest Political Frankensteins of the past couple years.

by dookeyboy January 12, 2011

Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

poelice

The police, as pronounced by many Southerners, including the officers themselves in many instances.

Pronounced "POE lees."

Drug Dealer: "Officer, man... why you tase me, yo?!"

Officer: "I pulled out muh bullhorn and told you to stop back there 20 miles ago. What you 'spect when you runnin' from da poelice anyway?"

by dookeyboy January 7, 2011

mama grizzly

A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.

Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.

After her media appearance in Wasilla, mama grizzly went salmon fishing so she could feed her cubs.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

porn machine

the latest invasive full-body scan X-ray technology utilized by the TSA at American airports

My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010