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The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
by dookeyboy December 7, 2010
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Get the cholera mug.Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook:
Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"
Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"
Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
Get the YAFD mug.1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
by dookeyboy November 26, 2010
Get the 86 this bitch mug.Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.
Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
Get the Sankyville mug.A race of pointy-eared ancient humanoids, the most famous of whom is Spock, from a planet of the same name in the Star Trek series. The word could also be used by James T. Kirk to express shock or disbelief in any of Spock's logical thoughts or behaviors that were not clearly comprehended by the Captain.
Kirk: "Doctor, go ask that green slimeball thing if it's possible a human being could have sex with its species."
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"
Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."
Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"
Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."
Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"
by dookeyboy December 5, 2010
Get the Vulcan mug.The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
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