Definitions by dookeyboy

mama grizzly 

A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.

Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.

After her media appearance in Wasilla, mama grizzly went salmon fishing so she could feed her cubs.

mama grizzly by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

fuckin' genius 

A really dumb, stupid, inept, and asinine person.

Jim: "What time is it, man?"

Billy: "Look at the watch on yer wrist, ya fuckin' genius."

fuckin' genius by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Governor Bambi 

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

Governor Bambi by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Beg pardon? 

A question asked with attitude and a squinty-eyed look to someone who has just offended you even though you understood perfectly well what was said. The threat of an ass-whoopin' against the offender usually follows.

Dude: "Dude, rap music sux!"

Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"

Dude: "You heard me."

Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"

Beg pardon? by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Gorilla from Wasilla 

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.

I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.

Gorilla from Wasilla by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

lame stream media 

Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.

Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.

Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."

Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"

lame stream media by dookeyboy November 21, 2010