take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

freeze tag

a redneck batchelor/batchelorette party with no cover charge

Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!

by dookeyboy November 14, 2010

Sankyville

A very large village whose occupants are all six feet under.

Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.

Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.

The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.

by dookeyboy December 06, 2010

museum

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

by dookeyboy November 14, 2010

main menu

an ass whoopin' some dude's about to taste for messin' with your shit

Main menu gon' haveta step outside in a sec if I catch you eyein' up my lady one more time.

by dookeyboy November 14, 2010

imbecivility

The false notion by imbecile politicians of restoration of civility in these politically turbulent times.

As defined on msnbc on "The Ed Show" by comedienne Lizz Winstead.

Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachman was on Faux News last night discussing the imbecivility the Republicans will bring to the U.S. House now that they control it.

by dookeyboy January 22, 2011