A question asked with attitude and a squinty-eyed look to someone who has just offended you even though you understood perfectly well what was said. The threat of an ass-whoopin' against the offender usually follows.
Dude: "Dude, rap music sux!"
Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"
Dude: "You heard me."
Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"
Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"
Dude: "You heard me."
Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
by dookeyboy December 02, 2010
by dookeyboy November 14, 2010
Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
A freak type of snow storm that is accompanied by startlingly loud-ass thunder and lightning even though no rain is present.
Although not common, the phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.
Although not common, the phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.
The Weather Channel reporter almost shit himself when he was reporting in Chicago during a super thundersnow storm!
by dookeyboy February 03, 2011
Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010
My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!
by dookeyboy November 14, 2010