Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the don't touch my junk mug.The police, as pronounced by many Southerners, including the officers themselves in many instances.
Pronounced "POE lees."
Pronounced "POE lees."
Drug Dealer: "Officer, man... why you tase me, yo?!"
Officer: "I pulled out muh bullhorn and told you to stop back there 20 miles ago. What you 'spect when you runnin' from da poelice anyway?"
Officer: "I pulled out muh bullhorn and told you to stop back there 20 miles ago. What you 'spect when you runnin' from da poelice anyway?"
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Get the poelice mug.Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.
Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.
Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.
Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."
Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"
Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the lame stream media mug.A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
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Get the paranormal mug.Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"
Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."
Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."
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Get the confirmulate mug.My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!
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