The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
A freak type of snow storm that is accompanied by startlingly loud-ass thunder and lightning even though no rain is present.
Although not common, the
phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.
The Weather Channel reporter almost shit himself when he was reporting in Chicago during a super thundersnow storm!
In the book of Tea Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.
Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.
See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
Yup... earthquakes, famine, floods, implant chips... all the signs point to the revelation of Wasillabeast any time now.
After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.
Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."
Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."
1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question
Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.
