dookeyboy's definitions
A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.
by dookeyboy November 28, 2010
Get the hors d'oeuvresmug. On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
by dookeyboy December 21, 2010
Get the Cancer Manmug. Matt: "Dude, did you see Browns RB Peyton Hillis jump over that dude in mid-field last Sunday?"
Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"
Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"
Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
by dookeyboy December 10, 2010
Get the Bimpmug. Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Palinographymug. Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the Palinoscopymug. A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Palinesemug. Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.
See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
Get the Governor Bambimug.