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Dumpalotopus

1. A philandering herbivorous dinosaur species (full name: Dumpalotopus maximus rex) of the Jurassic era that died out prior to the cataclysmic asteroid event due to its aversion to commitment with the opposite sex.

2. In modern times, used to describe a gigolo type who gets laid often and is rarely with the same babe twice.

See also hit it and quit it
1. At the archaeological dig site we found a complete Dumpalotopus skeleton minus the spine.

2. Dude, Sean gets laid so much from week-to-week with so many different chicks we've resorted to calling him "Captain Dumpalotopus!"
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
mugGet the Dumpalotopusmug.

Gorilla from Wasilla

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
mugGet the Gorilla from Wasillamug.

put some rims on this bitch

To hook your ride up with some tight-ass wheels.
Matt: "Yo, that new Caddy you got is a phat-ass ride, yo!"

Tony: "Thanks, man... all I gotta do now is put some rims on this bitch and it'll be completely off da chizain!"
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
mugGet the put some rims on this bitchmug.

museum

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct
Now museum, now you don't.
by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
mugGet the museummug.

main menu

an ass whoopin' some dude's about to taste for messin' with your shit
Main menu gon' haveta step outside in a sec if I catch you eyein' up my lady one more time.
by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
mugGet the main menumug.

Palineptitude

A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.
Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
mugGet the Palineptitudemug.

Cablegate

The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
mugGet the Cablegatemug.

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