A whack job nutcase who goes on a murderous rampage for any number of reasons, including but not limited to mental instability, political/ideological disputes, delusional government conspiracy theories, or personal socio-economic woes.
As defined by Pima County, AZ Sheriff Clarence Dupnik on msnbc.
As defined by Pima County, AZ Sheriff Clarence Dupnik on msnbc.
That fuckin' whack-job Jared Loughner who shot AZ Congresswoman Gabby Giffords and 18 others is a prime example of a particularly troubled personality.
by dookeyboy January 12, 2011

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
by dookeyboy December 03, 2010

The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
by dookeyboy December 07, 2010

A portmanteau of the words "correspond" and "rendezvous," which is essentially just the planning in advance of a sexting or mushy facebooking session by two lovers.
Kara: Oh applecake, you are my world! Hopefully we'll meet in our dreams tonight!
Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!
Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!
by dookeyboy October 08, 2011

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

A typically delusional state of mind of wannabe politicians who wish to test the waters and gauge a run for President of the United States.
While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.
While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.
Most of Sarah Palin's supporters rode in a crusty old yellow cheese bus to her last political rally in WannaBePresidentVille.
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
