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breeder

a noun.

someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.

They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.

see also "heterosexual"
"joe always talks about his kids"
"yes, joe is a breeder."
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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fuzul

a sneaky person, one who puts their nose in everybody's business (usually used in middle eastern communities).
joe: "Albert is such a FUZUL, he told everyone about my affair with John."
by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009
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intern

a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.

interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).

also see "office puppy"
joe: "do you need a slave?"
company: "no, we have enough interns!"
joe: "ok, call me!"
by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009
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IKEA

a store.

a furnature store.

a swedish furnature store.

-most things are cheap!

-the hot dogs are 50 cents.

-ice cream is good

-a lot of attractive people

2 bad things about the store:

-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)

-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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bisexual lane

a noun.

a lane from which left and right turns are permitted.
"can I turn left from this lane?"
"yes, it's a bisexual lane, you can turn right as well"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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mushy

a noun.

a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".

more than one "mushy" = "mushies"
"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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urbanite

a noun.

someone who shops at Urban Outfitters' stores for everything.

urbanites are usually inside the sales rack, digging through sales clothes.
"I'm an urbanite because I was born in the fitting rooms of Urban Outfitters, this is my home!"

"welcome to urban outfitters, baby!"
"thanks, what's on sale?"
"a tiny shredder for 5 bucks!"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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