urbanite

a noun.

someone who shops at Urban Outfitters' stores for everything.

urbanites are usually inside the sales rack, digging through sales clothes.

"I'm an urbanite because I was born in the fitting rooms of Urban Outfitters, this is my home!"

"welcome to urban outfitters, baby!"
"thanks, what's on sale?"
"a tiny shredder for 5 bucks!"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

mushy

a noun.

a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".

more than one "mushy" = "mushies"

"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

breeder

a noun.

someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.

They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.

see also "heterosexual"

"joe always talks about his kids"
"yes, joe is a breeder."

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

fuzul

a sneaky person, one who puts their nose in everybody's business (usually used in middle eastern communities).

joe: "Albert is such a FUZUL, he told everyone about my affair with John."

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

bisexual lane

a noun.

a lane from which left and right turns are permitted.

"can I turn left from this lane?"
"yes, it's a bisexual lane, you can turn right as well"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

iPhone

a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).

"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

a stick

a noun.

anything or anybody taller than 6 feet and less than 120 pounds.

(if it's an object, its width should be less than 5 inches)

joe: "Jack! your boyfriend is so tall."
jack: "I know, I like dating a stick."
joe: "I'm jealous."

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009