12 definitions by dontdothattwice

a stick

a noun.

anything or anybody taller than 6 feet and less than 120 pounds.

(if it's an object, its width should be less than 5 inches)

joe: "Jack! your boyfriend is so tall."
jack: "I know, I like dating a stick."
joe: "I'm jealous."

by dontdothattwice May 18, 2009

intern

a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.

interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).

also see "office puppy"

joe: "do you need a slave?"
company: "no, we have enough interns!"
joe: "ok, call me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

fuzul

a sneaky person, one who puts their nose in everybody's business (usually used in middle eastern communities).

joe: "Albert is such a FUZUL, he told everyone about my affair with John."

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

IDed up

a verb.

-to have an ID in the pocket while going to the club.

*can be used for any kinds of ID cards.

"do you have your ID with you"
"yes, I'm all IDed up!"
"cool, get in the car."

officer: "get out of the car & show your registration and insurance!!!"
driver: "I'm all IDed up officer...here"

by dontdothattwice May 18, 2009

IKEA

a store.

a furnature store.

a swedish furnature store.

-most things are cheap!

-the hot dogs are 50 cents.

-ice cream is good

-a lot of attractive people

2 bad things about the store:

-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)

-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)

"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"

by dontdothattwice May 20, 2009