dontdothattwice's definitions

intern

a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.

interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).

also see "office puppy"

joe: "do you need a slave?"
company: "no, we have enough interns!"
joe: "ok, call me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

a stick

a noun.

anything or anybody taller than 6 feet and less than 120 pounds.

(if it's an object, its width should be less than 5 inches)

joe: "Jack! your boyfriend is so tall."
jack: "I know, I like dating a stick."
joe: "I'm jealous."

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

IDed up

a verb.

-to have an ID in the pocket while going to the club.

*can be used for any kinds of ID cards.

"do you have your ID with you"
"yes, I'm all IDed up!"
"cool, get in the car."

officer: "get out of the car & show your registration and insurance!!!"
driver: "I'm all IDed up officer...here"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

bitchitude

a noun.

a combination of the word "bitching" and "attitude"!

used when someone or something is annoying and giving you attitude at the same time.

a guy: "I know a couple of people who want to see this movie too!"
a girl: "well...then go with them!"
a guy: "stop giving me a BITCHITUDE!"

by dontdothattwice June 1, 2009

smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009