dontdothattwice's definitions

iPhone

a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).

"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

bisexual lane

a noun.

a lane from which left and right turns are permitted.

"can I turn left from this lane?"
"yes, it's a bisexual lane, you can turn right as well"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

IKEA

a store.

a furnature store.

a swedish furnature store.

-most things are cheap!

-the hot dogs are 50 cents.

-ice cream is good

-a lot of attractive people

2 bad things about the store:

-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)

-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)

"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

mushy

a noun.

a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".

more than one "mushy" = "mushies"

"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009