dontdothattwice's definitions

bitchitude

a noun.

a combination of the word "bitching" and "attitude"!

used when someone or something is annoying and giving you attitude at the same time.

a guy: "I know a couple of people who want to see this movie too!"
a girl: "well...then go with them!"
a guy: "stop giving me a BITCHITUDE!"

by dontdothattwice June 1, 2009

a stick

a noun.

anything or anybody taller than 6 feet and less than 120 pounds.

(if it's an object, its width should be less than 5 inches)

joe: "Jack! your boyfriend is so tall."
jack: "I know, I like dating a stick."
joe: "I'm jealous."

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

iPhone

a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).

"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

urbanite

a noun.

someone who shops at Urban Outfitters' stores for everything.

urbanites are usually inside the sales rack, digging through sales clothes.

"I'm an urbanite because I was born in the fitting rooms of Urban Outfitters, this is my home!"

"welcome to urban outfitters, baby!"
"thanks, what's on sale?"
"a tiny shredder for 5 bucks!"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

mushy

a noun.

a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".

more than one "mushy" = "mushies"

"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009