bisexual lane

a noun.

a lane from which left and right turns are permitted.

"can I turn left from this lane?"
"yes, it's a bisexual lane, you can turn right as well"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

IDed up

a verb.

-to have an ID in the pocket while going to the club.

*can be used for any kinds of ID cards.

"do you have your ID with you"
"yes, I'm all IDed up!"
"cool, get in the car."

officer: "get out of the car & show your registration and insurance!!!"
driver: "I'm all IDed up officer...here"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

bitchitude

a noun.

a combination of the word "bitching" and "attitude"!

used when someone or something is annoying and giving you attitude at the same time.

a guy: "I know a couple of people who want to see this movie too!"
a girl: "well...then go with them!"
a guy: "stop giving me a BITCHITUDE!"

by dontdothattwice June 01, 2009

IKEA

a store.

a furnature store.

a swedish furnature store.

-most things are cheap!

-the hot dogs are 50 cents.

-ice cream is good

-a lot of attractive people

2 bad things about the store:

-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)

-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)

"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009