dontdothattwice's definitions

smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

mushy

a noun.

a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".

more than one "mushy" = "mushies"

"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

intern

a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.

interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).

also see "office puppy"

joe: "do you need a slave?"
company: "no, we have enough interns!"
joe: "ok, call me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

a stick

a noun.

anything or anybody taller than 6 feet and less than 120 pounds.

(if it's an object, its width should be less than 5 inches)

joe: "Jack! your boyfriend is so tall."
jack: "I know, I like dating a stick."
joe: "I'm jealous."

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

iPhone

a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).

"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009