creaternity's definitions
by creaternity July 5, 2006
Get the plugmug. One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.
Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
by creaternity July 10, 2006
Get the flushinatormug. The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
by creaternity May 12, 2006
Get the 500 dollar lanemug. Nickname for the highway (I-495) that encircles Washington DC through the surrounding states of Virginia and Maryland.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
Person 1: I live in DC.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
by creaternity May 23, 2006
Get the beltwaymug. The HUGE display screen typically found at sporting events. It shows game/player stats, scores, replays, advertisements, etc to the crowd.
Jumbotron is actually a Sony trademark name, but the word is used to refer generically to any gigantastic LED screens like it.
Jumbotron is actually a Sony trademark name, but the word is used to refer generically to any gigantastic LED screens like it.
At a basketball court, the jumbotron might be about 11 feet wide, but in a football stadium, it'll probably be more like 33 feet.
by creaternity June 11, 2006
Get the jumbotronmug. pronounced "shwe" (as in feng shui)
adjective used to describe something that is pleasing, stylish, cool, or excellent usually by virtue of the way it looks
adjective used to describe something that is pleasing, stylish, cool, or excellent usually by virtue of the way it looks
by creaternity April 6, 2006
Get the shuimug. During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
by creaternity May 31, 2006
Get the Boondogglemug.