Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work
During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
by creaternity May 28, 2006
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blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
by creaternity August 10, 2006
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shui

pronounced "shwe" (as in feng shui)

adjective used to describe something that is pleasing, stylish, cool, or excellent usually by virtue of the way it looks
"Those shoes are really shui. Where did you get them?"
by creaternity March 24, 2006
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cab

1. a taxi (a yellow car with a sign on top that will drive your ass around town for a price calculated per minute or per mile)

2. a switch jump on a skateboard, snowboard, or skiis in which you start fakie, spin at least 360 and land forward (named after Steven Caballero)
1. If you don't want to get on the subway with the hoi polloi and can't afford a chauffeur, you can always take a cab.

2. We spent all afternoon practicing cabs on the halfpipe.
by creaternity May 27, 2006
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gaymunity

the immunity you get from your parents for whatever they know about your sex/dating life because your brother or sister is gay
My mother would never let my boyfriend and me sleep in the same room at her house except for the gaymunity I have from my lesbian sister.

My parents have stopped lecturing me about "living in sin" ever since they found out the truth about my brother's "roommate"; I love the new gaymunity.
by creaternity March 24, 2006
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paid witness

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heat packing thief?
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
by creaternity May 03, 2006
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foulies

What sailors call their foul weather gear, which consits of a raincoat rainpants combo, among other accessories.
My overall foulies look dorky, but they sure do keep me dry on the deck when it storms.
by creaternity September 29, 2006
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