A woman who is, or appears to be, a paragon of sluttitude, by the way she dresses, behaves, or both.
An uberslut, or a girl who just looks like one.
An uberslut, or a girl who just looks like one.
That girl over there with the whaletale is such a slutwich. I bet she'd blow you after one beer.
Nadya has no figure so she has to dress like a slutwich to satisfy her obsessive need for attention from men. In reality, she is a total prude.
Nadya has no figure so she has to dress like a slutwich to satisfy her obsessive need for attention from men. In reality, she is a total prude.
by creaternity April 20, 2006
A police technique in which a handful of people fitting a similar description are stood in a line together for a witness of a crime to see. The witness is then supposed to pick out the perp.
by creaternity May 03, 2006
Nickname for the highway (I-495) that encircles Washington DC through the surrounding states of Virginia and Maryland.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
Person 1: I live in DC.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
by creaternity May 16, 2006
the vile draft of B.O. that surrounds a person with poor hygiene or poor grasp of the deoderant concept
by creaternity May 05, 2006
During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
by creaternity May 28, 2006
the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
by creaternity August 10, 2006
A large rounded piece of tissue paper that is designed to be placed over a toilet seat to protect the shitter from "germs" that may be residing there. The rounded section lies on top of the toilet seat (thus creating the essential Buttock-porcelain Barrier) while a cutout center flap hangs down into the toilet causing the entire paper to be sucked into the toilet when it is flushed. Seat protectors are typically contained in a dispenser on the wall of a public bathroom stall in such venues as airports and offices.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else's bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.P.'s thin, porous surface. I doubt germs are foiled either.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else's bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.P.'s thin, porous surface. I doubt germs are foiled either.
Toilet User: Damn these seat protectors! I can't get one out of the dispenser without ripping it!
Toilet User: Ugh! Who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?
Toilet User: Ugh! Who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?
by creaternity May 16, 2006