A cat networking site, similar to friendster, where a cat can have a webpage containing photos, hobbies, and a friends list.
No, I am not kidding. It exists.
Also, there is a dogster. Same purpose, but for dogs.
No, I am not kidding. It exists.
Also, there is a dogster. Same purpose, but for dogs.
Lame Internet Addict: Wow, my cat has more friends on catster than I have on friendster! How did this happen???
L.I.A.'s cat: Let's face it, pal. I am way cuter than you.
L.I.A.'s cat: Let's face it, pal. I am way cuter than you.
by creaternity April 11, 2006
The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."
Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."
Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity March 23, 2006
New form of group exercise in which a dozen or more people (usually women) sit on indoor stationary bikes together and pedal to the sound of music and the directions of an instructor.
Girl 1: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 1: Um, I think I'll just go outside and ride my bike, but thanks anyway.
Girl 2: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 2: Hmm, am I in the mood do some real exercise and lift weights or stare at 20 spandexed girl butts for an hour? Hard decision.....
Boy 1: Um, I think I'll just go outside and ride my bike, but thanks anyway.
Girl 2: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 2: Hmm, am I in the mood do some real exercise and lift weights or stare at 20 spandexed girl butts for an hour? Hard decision.....
by creaternity April 18, 2006
noun. A condominium in a building that was clearly once a church
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.
My boyfriend's chondo is in the former rectory of a church, which is bad for my sex life since, everytime we get down to it, I think about going to confession with Father Flanagan.
by creaternity April 17, 2006
One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.
Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
by creaternity July 08, 2006
Somebody who believes that, by mouse clicking repeatedly on an icon or button, he/she will make the computer/website respond faster.
Sadly, this behavior can actually make a computer run slower. Often, the clickaholic knows this, but can't control the compulsion to click obsessively anyway.
Clickaholics are also known to apply the same philosophy in analagous situations, such as pressing the return key.
Sadly, this behavior can actually make a computer run slower. Often, the clickaholic knows this, but can't control the compulsion to click obsessively anyway.
Clickaholics are also known to apply the same philosophy in analagous situations, such as pressing the return key.
Clickaholic: click click click click
Computer: ......
Clickaholic: Dammit! Why won't this program open already??
Computer: .....
Clickholic: click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!!
Computer: ......
Clickaholic: Dammit! Why won't this program open already??
Computer: .....
Clickholic: click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!!
by creaternity April 15, 2006