Definitions by creaternity
helicopter mom
A hovering & controlling, but well-meaning, parent who gets way too involved in her child's life to the point of doing things that are completely inappropriate, such as personally attending all of little Sweetiepie's extracurricular activities, writing medium-sized Sweetiepie's school application essays, and submitting full-grown Sweetiepie's job applications.
Suzy's job interview was rendered very awkward by the fact that her helicopter mom insisted on accompanying her.
Joey moved across the country to escape his helicopter mom, but she still calls him six times a day.
Joey moved across the country to escape his helicopter mom, but she still calls him six times a day.
helicopter mom by creaternity November 19, 2006
foulies
What sailors call their foul weather gear, which consits of a raincoat rainpants combo, among other accessories.
foulies by creaternity October 1, 2006
blanket face
the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
blanket face by creaternity August 16, 2006
flushinator
One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.
Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
flushinator by creaternity July 10, 2006
sample slut
somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
sample slut by creaternity July 8, 2006
plug
plug by creaternity July 5, 2006