sasuke

for the last f***king time it is sas-kay no sazuki...
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)
someone come give me some male black lovin in the butt....i cant wait til i go to jail!
by colin March 17, 2005
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shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.
Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.
by Colin March 15, 2005
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scrotumhagen

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen
Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!
by Colin April 12, 2005
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Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.
I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...
by Colin January 27, 2004
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upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.
Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...
by Colin January 23, 2004
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Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
by Colin July 02, 2004
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vinnie paul

greatest drummer ever was with pantera the greatest band ever
listen to some
by colin December 11, 2003
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