Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 01, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

caravaggio

Somethign Some Idiot WOuld Put inna banner so peple liKe me COulD Read aNd looK at...

none

by Colin August 08, 2003