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Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
by Colin July 1, 2004
Get the Chufter mug.A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.
Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"
Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
by Colin January 5, 2009
Get the Life-Shit mug.Justly destroying a drunk's illusions that he can control his alcohol problems. At all times speak the truth, and does not involve either h8ing or lying.
<sloppy drunk retard> hi I'm a drunk and I fuck ugly japanese women
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
by Colin December 13, 2003
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