colin's definitions
A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.
Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"
Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
by Colin January 5, 2009
Get the Life-Shitmug. Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
by Colin July 1, 2004
Get the Chuftermug. Justly destroying a drunk's illusions that he can control his alcohol problems. At all times speak the truth, and does not involve either h8ing or lying.
<sloppy drunk retard> hi I'm a drunk and I fuck ugly japanese women
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
by Colin December 13, 2003
Get the pycklingmug.