Beatings

What you give to your disobediant child when he/she doesn't do his homework.

"Bobby got beatings from his dad when he found him not doing his homework"

by The bullet that went in John L June 5, 2020

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Unbirthday beatings

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings

by xanthina July 4, 2009

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008

Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016