cj's definitions

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

dying quivers

breaking chickens neck while the fouls impaled on erect member,thus causing dying quivers. UM UM feels so good

bruce often longed for the day when he would he working on his thesis " THE DYING QUIVERS FIELD TEST"

by cj December 7, 2004

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004

groundation

A state of which a teenaged person is confined to his or her own house with no contact to the outside world once at all.

Yeah man, i am stuck in a groundation

by CJ December 3, 2004

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

sweatie

a girl that does not use deodorant and whose house stinks like cat poop

I can tell that chick Michelle from Apopka is a sweatie, it is obvious by looking at her.

by CJ September 30, 2004

Oss on Flags

Regional slang for Hull (UK)
simply means theres a "Horse on the Path"

A: Look at that oss on flags

by CJ September 27, 2004