cj's definitions

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

bizotch

A lot better way of saying bitch

You BIZOTCH!!!!

by CJ November 15, 2003

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004

alterego

internet losers who must mask the fact that they don't have their own personality or social life. Most likely of canadian origin.

grimlock, RUSTEDSTUFF, america junior, bhat mann, winnie the trent reznor, space ghost, THE wade carlson

by cj June 10, 2004