cj's definitions

DT

Delirium tremens is a disorder involving sudden and severe mental changes (psychosis) or neurologic changes (including seizures) caused by abruptly stopping the use of alcohol. Rapid pulse rate, elevated blood pressure, and temperature elevation also may be present.

Stay away from Mikey- He's got the DT's tonight.

by CJ October 29, 2003

madjoy

She is partly mad but always full of joy. She's a great gal who fell in with a bad bad crowd and now is corrupted.

Man you've become such a madjoy

by Cj January 8, 2005

Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 5, 2003

finecrime

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj October 9, 2008

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Burner

A handgun

Darzel took the burner to school because there was a gang after him.

by cj October 11, 2003