cj's definitions

Bodies on a gun

A gun that has been used for a murder. Usually reffered when some one buys the murder weapon

Tony bought the gun from Danta'e, but didn't know he had bodies on it.

by cj October 17, 2003

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

Leprochanic Elephantas

Josh M.
Phat Kid
Nuisance

That kid is a leprochanic elephantas!

by CJ September 8, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005