cj's definitions

Burner

A handgun

Darzel took the burner to school because there was a gang after him.

by cj October 11, 2003

Bodies on a gun

A gun that has been used for a murder. Usually reffered when some one buys the murder weapon

Tony bought the gun from Danta'e, but didn't know he had bodies on it.

by cj October 17, 2003

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004