cj's definitions

finecrime

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj October 9, 2008

Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 5, 2003

Shimmy

1. An insult to one's behavior, intelligence, strength, or perserverance, if any.
2. To tell someone off by stating facts.

1. "Oh my god, you are beyond shimmy, you didn't know what we were talking about!"
2. "You are one fat shimmy!"

by CJ September 8, 2004

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Burner

A handgun

Darzel took the burner to school because there was a gang after him.

by cj October 11, 2003

alterego

internet losers who must mask the fact that they don't have their own personality or social life. Most likely of canadian origin.

grimlock, RUSTEDSTUFF, america junior, bhat mann, winnie the trent reznor, space ghost, THE wade carlson

by cj June 10, 2004