cj's definitions

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by CJ March 8, 2004

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004