cj's definitions

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004

B M

Also an acronym for bowel movement. Used in in assisted living or healthcare environments typically.

Did you record the time of his last BM?

by CJ August 12, 2003

jet

Leaving a place quickly.

Let's jet, before we miss the train.

by CJ January 9, 2004

Frapp

1. To slap a person with a penis, hard or soft. Aka Cock Slap.

1. I frapped her ass with my 9 foot penis. She now has an abnormal scar in the shape of a mushroom on her cheek.

by CJ March 8, 2004

dicklixia

strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia

Bruce has trouble reading his Gay Pride monthly because he has a bad case of dicklixia

by cj February 28, 2006

Oss on Flags

Regional slang for Hull (UK)
simply means theres a "Horse on the Path"

A: Look at that oss on flags

by CJ September 27, 2004

Bars

Having lyrics that ryhme or that are satisfying to hear. Refers to rap ohly.

He had hot bars when he was freestylng at school.

by cj October 17, 2003