cj's definitions

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004

alterego

internet losers who must mask the fact that they don't have their own personality or social life. Most likely of canadian origin.

grimlock, RUSTEDSTUFF, america junior, bhat mann, winnie the trent reznor, space ghost, THE wade carlson

by cj June 10, 2004

nomesayin

short form of "You know what I'm sayin'?" Used during conversation to monitor the participants comprehension of each other.

Aw, hell naw. I stay wit my aunt up on 48th and Rome, nomesayin?

by CJ January 25, 2004

The Initials

When a chick gives a guy a RimJob (RJ), moves slightly and nibbles/licks giving the Gooch some Action (GA), and then moves slightly again to give the guy a BlowJob (BJ). These three thing together in that order are called giving someone "the initials."

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me the initials. First she licked my ass, then played with my gooch, and finally she gave me a blowjob.

by CJ January 9, 2004

jew bag

Jew bag- a jewish person.

"raise up outa here you jew bag."

by CJ May 13, 2005

nigga's gone

when a nigga isn't there or no one can catch him

he caught the ball, nigga's gone

by cj September 4, 2004

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

by Cj June 17, 2006