cj's definitions

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by CJ March 8, 2004

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003

finecrime

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj October 9, 2008

Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 5, 2003

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004