cj's definitions

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005

Backstreet boy

(n)
1. A man considered to be weak; a pansy.
2. A unit measuring weight.

1. Stop being a Backstreet boy and fight.

2. All of that exercise made me lose a Backstreet boy.

by CJ March 21, 2004

MS

A group of hard-core bad-ass motherfuckers in Souf Baltimore that are rollin 30 deep.

O shit here comes the MS, they flip the shizzle fo' rizzle my nizzle, im outie they are some straight up gangstas!!

by CJ April 4, 2005

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007

slipknot

the band is a kick ass band wit kick ass band ...........all u fuckers who diss them can go suck ur mom

slipknot kicks ass

by CJ February 22, 2004

Hit the block

Reffered mainly to mafia and gangs. Sending men to surround a block with dozens of cars full of men, and firing at the block until it is leveled.

Hymie Weiss's gang hit the block that Al Capone was dining at with a friend, but no one was hurt.

by cj October 17, 2003