cj's definitions

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by CJ March 8, 2004

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

Noblowme

self explainitory, sound it out dip stick

Why don't you Jablowme...

by CJ October 30, 2003

DEBAUCRACY

debacle and democracy combined to show The present state of the Union. A total debacle of Our Democracy. The Bush Administrations complete rout of the Constitution.

Terrorism is a propaganda tool used by the Bush camp in order to spread his Debaucracy.

by cj January 25, 2008