cj's definitions

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 17, 2003

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

zahoor

the ultimate accomplisher. nothing will or can stand in his way!

hes a real Zahoor!!

by cj July 6, 2006

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003

sujah

the bravest tool given to mankind

suajh can help us

by cj October 20, 2003