cj's definitions

Shimmy

1. An insult to one's behavior, intelligence, strength, or perserverance, if any.
2. To tell someone off by stating facts.

1. "Oh my god, you are beyond shimmy, you didn't know what we were talking about!"
2. "You are one fat shimmy!"

by CJ September 8, 2004

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by CJ March 8, 2004

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003

MFY

Mother Fucking Yankees

BOS defeats MFY!

MFY TO LOSE 15 GAMES IN A ROW!

by CJ May 16, 2004