tamp

n. A man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Shortened from "dirt (or dung, crap, etc.) tamper". A butt pirate.

Will: That Jude Law is quite an attractive man.

CJ: You are SUCH a tamp.

by CJ January 31, 2004

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The call of the heroin cult. Draws said cult near. Use cautiously.

Timian: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liam: ARGH! Don't make that sound!

by CJ September 05, 2004

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj October 09, 2008

1. An insult to one's behavior, intelligence, strength, or perserverance, if any.
2. To tell someone off by stating facts.

1. "Oh my god, you are beyond shimmy, you didn't know what we were talking about!"
2. "You are one fat shimmy!"

by CJ September 08, 2004

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 05, 2003

Darzel took the burner to school because there was a gang after him.

by cj October 11, 2003

by CJ September 16, 2004