High Sheriff

High Sheriff is the title bestowed upon the ruler of Wales, England's largest county. See also Port Davies and Wales.
"Port Davies is where the High Sheriff resides"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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John Major

He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).

Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!
Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:

Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.

Thats about it really!
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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Thai Aye!

Phrase produced by one Michael Bond of Port Talbot, South Wales. Use discriminately toward peoples of thai descent in the kindest manner possible.
Thai child walks along obliviously to Geography...

Other person exclaims at them whilst pointing and laughing "Thai Aye!"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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millwall fan

Being one myself, I must agree fully with other definitions that we are a rare breed these days thanks mostly to in-migration of non-whites causing a massive exodus of whites who once lived all over Bermondsey, New Cross and as far afield as Lewisham in great numbers.

Long dead are the days of 20,000 fans travelling to and taking over the Valley - more likely to find a dwindling 1500 sitting on buses up to Watford.

Where is this Millwall fan? South Wales, after evacuating London ahead of the masses of...others.
"a millwall fan is rather like a Man Utd fan - most commonly found living FAR away from where they play"
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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royal family

I'm going to stand up for a mammoth and historic institution which is the one and only pillar of the United KINGDOM.

Without them, our country would be nothing but a pathetic and drone-like Republic like most of the rest of the worlds frankly boring and lacklustre nations.

Britian has something fantasticly different to be celebrated and yet again we have numbskulls kicking them down with cliche sentences about incest which quite honestly and brutally was not uncommon in the UK before the 19th century.

They are not perfect and neither would a "President" of Britain's family be if they were instated, and they're a damn sight cheaper than most would ever conceive them to be.

We like to think we want a republic because the grass is always greener on the other side, but as a nation we are still obsessed with the royals; they sell papers like nothing else, we watch their funerals and weddings in unprecedented numbers and they give us something to moan about when life is too cosy to be content with ourselves.
"the royal family are still there and that's where they'll stay"
by britishandworried February 04, 2005
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arsewipe

A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.

See also wankstain and cwmgors.
"I can't believe you just squashed my hamster with the Beano 1995 Annual, you arsewipe!"
by britishandworried February 03, 2005
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fucked off

Some are born to live feeling like this and others aren't its as simple as that.

I am one who gets *fucked off* quite easily and regularly when watching the news or adverts (commercials to Americans) {why am I telling Americans the translation when they're too ignorant to do it for us!}

ANYWAY...
Fucked off is also a good phrase to shout like fuck off or shit!
"...I dunno why pal , but I just fucked off with that."
by britishandworried February 11, 2005
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