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gunga
gung'-guh
The upper echelon of chronic herb. No stems. No seeds. Sticks to the bag. Sticks to your fingers. Smells like a pack of pissed off skunks. Gets you stoned to the bejeezus. Tastes great. Makes you crave food like a 35-day hunger striker. Skews what's left of your judgement. Impairs your ability to drive a stick shift, an automatic—or just stop watching Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny and get off the couch. That's if you can still even see the t.v. And when it's gone you'll be texting your dealer for more. And he'll be texting you back...'I let you have that out of my own private stash. I ain't got any more of that shee'it, but i do have a little bit of this killer hash I brought back from Amsterdam if you think you can handle it.'
The upper echelon of chronic herb. No stems. No seeds. Sticks to the bag. Sticks to your fingers. Smells like a pack of pissed off skunks. Gets you stoned to the bejeezus. Tastes great. Makes you crave food like a 35-day hunger striker. Skews what's left of your judgement. Impairs your ability to drive a stick shift, an automatic—or just stop watching Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny and get off the couch. That's if you can still even see the t.v. And when it's gone you'll be texting your dealer for more. And he'll be texting you back...'I let you have that out of my own private stash. I ain't got any more of that shee'it, but i do have a little bit of this killer hash I brought back from Amsterdam if you think you can handle it.'
Dude, you should get over here muthersuckin' asap 'cuz I've got a satchel of some stinkin' really good non-medical gunga right now that'll totally blow your fragile mind from here to Humboldt. It's so potent we'll be able to eat the rest of that stale ass anchovy pizza you left unwrapped in my fridge last August.
gunga by Tiger Weeds January 29, 2010
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gunga
1. scum, composed of algae and various debris, which floats on lakes and collects near the shoreline.
2. sticky or messy substances
2. sticky or messy substances
gunga
The rare ugly scout skin that every 13-20 year old who plays fortnite doesn't buy. but then they regret it and it turns out to be rare
e.g The scout skin came out in the fortnite item shop but no one bought it so everyone thinks its disgusting and others call it gunga
gunga by Gxngstakidda October 23, 2018
GUNGA
brown poop - like looking stuff from algae in a lake. can be floating around on the surface of the water, or stuck to the bottom, waiting for you to smush your feet into its gunky feeling algae.
GUNGA by smexilexi2017ohyababy July 28, 2011