bumpkin

when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth

pat likes to give and receive bumpkins.

by brad December 17, 2004

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 21, 2003

butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

by Brad November 05, 2003

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

Bodegas

The most stylish, sexy, amazing film ever released. From the brilliant minds of " Random Entertainment " Bodegas rocks more than Bill Nye and the the white power ranger... put together.

Bodegas rocks more than Jesus.

by Brad September 22, 2004

jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

Natural Light

the beer of choice for college students.

"Do you have Natural Light on tap?"

by Brad March 13, 2003