shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

Dinner downstairs

Performing Oral sex on a woman

I didn't screw her, but i did get some dinner downstairs

by Bob January 18, 2004

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003

Traiye

The koolest kid in the world's name

Traiye is realy kool

by Bob April 20, 2004

phal

The best description of my pseudofriend, Phil.

Phil is like a penis, so we call him Phal.

by Bob October 20, 2004

finkletartlemon

Most comonly used to desribe a scented fart, but it has also been used to desribe the way you beat up an old man

Did you smell my finkletartlemon?

by Bob May 13, 2005