unathlete

a person who plays a sport but has absolutely no athletic ability.
Devin is such an unathlete
by Bob April 20, 2005
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Unathletic person

Someone who is very tall with black patchy hair. Must also have a reverse widows peak. Huge kosher dong.
Brian, you are the most unathletic person I know.
by Hugejewdong October 06, 2020
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