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someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.
That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.
shimer by bob April 19, 2005
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a raging homo who enjoys getting his ass pounded
That kid thinks he gets girls but hes really a shimer.
shimer by masta2323 July 19, 2009
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shul shimer 

(vrb.) the act of one being anything you want it to be.Thus london shul shimer maybe desirves getting shoed.

the act of one being a dick.

ex. yo, bill's being a shul shimer, i just cought him sniffing my moms dirty underwear.
shul shimer by Dleahy February 11, 2008

shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008
A computer program that creates animated characters who walk and crawl along the sides the monitor, perform a set number of animations, and multiply. Popular among Japanese anime and game fans, who create shimeji programs for popular characters. The name comes from a fast-growing breed of Japanese mushroom.
I left my K-ON shimeji running, and when I came back, the entire screen was full of Mio and Yui rocking out.
Shimeji by Annoying_Otaku October 6, 2010

shigeru miyamoto 

The greatest video game creator who ever lived and ever will live! Shigeru has the imagination and talent to create extremely popular franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, etc. He is the master at FUN, which is what Nintendo is all about! In other words: Shigeru Miyamoto is the GOD of the video games industry.
You will all bow down to me, the greatest video game creator who ever lived! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
shigeru miyamoto by TendoBoy May 8, 2003

Shiner Bock 

Nectar of the beer gods. Exclusive to Texas and surrounding states.
Shiner Bock by Self righteous asshole November 11, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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