allison's definitions

magoo

really, really messed up

this whole situation is just so magoo

by allison March 12, 2004

effulgent

1. Shiny; resplendent.
2. Spike's favorite word.

'Inspired by your beauty effulgent.'

by Allison March 6, 2005

So Neva

Its not ever going to happen.

Oh shit nigga so neva!

by Allison August 30, 2004

sum'bitch

Redneck contraction for son of a bitch.

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!

by Allison January 4, 2005

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003