allison's definitions

bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.

by Allison January 4, 2005

Oh my goth!

To be said when given extreme pleasure by a goth categorized more by taste in music, not in dress through sexual acts.

"Oh Jason...oh my goth!"

by Allison January 14, 2004

C.M.F

Crazy Mother Fucker

he is such a C.M.F

by Allison May 21, 2003

I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

by Allison January 4, 2005

Louisiana

Another part of the south.I live in New Orleans and thats the only thing good about Louisiana.Im a Northern girl in a southern world.*sigh*

The best thing about Louisiana is New Orleans.

by Allison July 24, 2006

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

yert

when a student lives on residence in university and does not even put on a new change of clothes from the ones that they slept in. this can include flip flops in the middle of the winter and plaid/flannel pants

Her outfit is so yert.

by Allison July 28, 2004