allison's definitions

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003

new orleans

One of the best fucking cities in the usa.A great place to party.Also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz.If you have anything bad to say about the N.O then fuck off.

Allison-Im going partying in New Orleans tonight nigga!
Kim-fa sho!

by Allison August 29, 2004

So Neva

Its not ever going to happen.

Oh shit nigga so neva!

by Allison August 30, 2004

magoo

really, really messed up

this whole situation is just so magoo

by allison March 12, 2004

richardized

If you are Richardized you are god. You have big beautiful blonde hair and dreamy blue eyes. You are a pimp. You've seen the Paris Hilton sex tape. And you love your pussy. Overall you arent and never will be Richardized.

Cookies are sexy when theyre RICHARDIZED.

He came over and richardized me and I loved it.

by Allison June 27, 2004