allison's definitions

spunism

a breakdown in which you yell out many cusswords and insult someone's mother.

After I threw the toy at my brother, he had a spunism.

by Allison February 4, 2005

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

sum'bitch

Redneck contraction for son of a bitch.

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!

by Allison January 4, 2005

macha

the feminine form of macho... cause there is none that does not have a negitive condonation

that chick is so strong, so brave, so macha!

by allison July 8, 2004

bisque

gross, revolting, ew

someone having a wet dream of a girl 7 years younger than you is bisque

by Allison April 23, 2004

The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.

I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.

by allison July 28, 2004