allison's definitions

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004

step out

Back off.

You need to step out of here before I get up in yo' face. (HA!)

by Allison September 25, 2003

The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.

I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.

by allison July 28, 2004

blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004

yert

when a student lives on residence in university and does not even put on a new change of clothes from the ones that they slept in. this can include flip flops in the middle of the winter and plaid/flannel pants

Her outfit is so yert.

by Allison July 28, 2004

yo

a way to say hey but way cooler

"yo, man! whats up?"

by Allison September 24, 2004

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004