allison's definitions

Kirp

the tip of a man's penis.

"dude you stepped on my kirp!"

by allison September 8, 2004

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004

step out

Back off.

You need to step out of here before I get up in yo' face. (HA!)

by Allison September 25, 2003

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004

Arkansass

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.

Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.

by Allison August 29, 2004

Oh my goth!

To be said when given extreme pleasure by a goth categorized more by taste in music, not in dress through sexual acts.

"Oh Jason...oh my goth!"

by Allison January 14, 2004