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screep

sketchy + creep, a person (generally a man) who is a weirdo and usually a prick or ass
"wow, that screep over there just tried to grab my ass.."
by allison April 10, 2005
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White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,
Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?
by Allison January 21, 2004
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bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.
by Allison January 4, 2005
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Arkansass

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.
Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.
by Allison August 29, 2004
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bisque

someone having a wet dream of a girl 7 years younger than you is bisque
by Allison April 23, 2004
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The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.
I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.
by allison July 28, 2004
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sum'bitch

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!
by Allison January 4, 2005
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